Funny Good Morning Quotes of 2020

The best way to outset your day is by reading funny good morning quotes.

Every morning is a charming celebration of the new freedom that life has to offer.

If you are in a positive structure of mind and today yourself with a strong approach in the morning than you are expected to have a productive and well-managed day.

Getting yourself into an animated and motivated state of mind in the morning can have a deep shock on your life. The following quotes will not only give you a Superb laugh but will also help you to start your day the right way.

Here is a Big List of Funny Good Morning Quotes 

(1) “Morning will come, it has no choice.“

(2) “I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”

(3) “In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”

(4) “Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”

(5) “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”

(6) “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”

(7) “There is nowhere morning does not go.”

(8) “You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”

(9) “It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”

(10) “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”

(11) “Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”

(12) “I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”

(13) “There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”

(14) “A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”

(15) “I am not a morning person.“

(16) “Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clock in one day.”

(17) “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”

(18) “Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.”

(19) “I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you.”

(20) “Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.”

(21) “Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning Wednesday!”

(22) “Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!”

(23) “Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral body and assume a correct shit-no-attitude!”

(24) “When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon … I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning Thursday!”

(25) “Good morning has moved, he now lives with good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.”

(26) “The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!”

(27) “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”

(28) “Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!”

(29) “For some people it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning!The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”

(30) “I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”

(31)“My bed and me, we love each other, only the alarm clock will not accept it. Good Morning!”

(32)”Men are like coffees. Only the really good keep you awake all night! Good Morning!”

(33)”Good morning to a friend who never stresses anything because you always sleep!”

(34)”Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”

(35)”I was part of the world of the beautiful and rich in eternal sunshine and parties. Then my Good morning alarm just woke me up. Good Morning!”

(36)”Why does the morning have to start so early? I need more time to dream of the guy who gives me weak knees every day. Good Morning!”

(37)”I wish you a fragrant coffee and a short Monday. Good Morning!”

(38)”If laziness was an Olympic discipline, I would be fourth so I do not have to get on the podium. Good Morning!”

(39)Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!”

(40)My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!”

(41)“Good morning, little dormouse. I wonder when you will learn to arrive early to your appointments. Your girlfriend has already left with the one on the corner.”

(42)“You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!”

(43)“Happy day to all those who have the privilege and joy of knowing me.” Good Morning!”

(44)”Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. “

(45)”Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. “

(46)”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. “

(47)”Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. “

(48)”There are two kinds of people in this world: 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people. “

(49)”I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

(50)”The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock. “

(51)”Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. “

(52)”I wake up with a good attitude every morning. And then idiots happen. “

(53)”My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. “

(54)”I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. “

(55)”I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning. “

(56)”People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it. “

(57)”The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. “

(58)”There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.”

(59)”I can rise and shine, just not at the same time.”

(60)”Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. “

(61)”No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. “

(62)”This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before. “

(63)”I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day. “

(64)”I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. “

(65)”It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. “

(66)”That’s the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they’d be like, ‘Yeah, big deal. I’d eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you’re pulling down.”

(67)”Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. “

(68)”My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this.”

(69)”The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. “

(70)”Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better. By all accounts, I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!”

(71)“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”

(72)”Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. “

(73)”It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.”

(74)”You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, ‘Mick, it’s time to get yourself a new spoon.’ And you do. “

(75)”In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning. “

(76)”When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. “

(77)”Why can’t the morning News ever say ‘Today has been canceled…go back to sleep.”

(78)”You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55. Bob Dole.”

(79)”I’m going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. Michael J.”

(80)”Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s sleep, and you can’t settle anything until morning anyway.”

(81)”I like my bed more than I like most people.”

(82)”A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.”

(83)”Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. “

(84)”Am I the only person who wakes up at 7:59 am and goes back to sleep to cherish that last minute.”

(85)”A cool breeze is touching you to wish you Good morning! Birds are twittering to wake you up from your sleep! Wake up my dear here is my Good morning wish to start your day!”

(86)”The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”

(87)”Why is it that when my alarm goes off at 6 am and I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it’s suddenly 7:30. And when it’s 1:30 pm at the office and I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it’s only 1:31?”

(88)”My dear wake up from the dream world, Here is the world welcoming you to face a new fresh day in your life!”

(89)”Have a great and wonderful morning!”

(90)”I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”

(91)”You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, ‘Mick, it’s time to get yourself a new spoon.’ And you do.”

(92)”In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.”

(93)”When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.”

(94)”You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.”

(95)”I’m going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”

(96)”Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s sleep, and you can’t settle anything until morning anyway.”

(97)”A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.” (Funny Good Morning Quotes)

(98)”Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”

(99)”You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.”

(100)”I woke up this morning, and I still don’t believe I won the Daytona 500.”

(101)”There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”

(102)”One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”

(103)”I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”

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